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— AmberTozer (@AmberTozer) July 12, 2014
CAMPING TIP: If you get lost in the woods, a compass can help you get lost more north.
— Will Phillips (@TheThryll) September 5, 2012
Scientists say Jupiter cant support human life but maybe Jupiter’s just really focused on her career for now. Why be so judgmental, science?
— Rob Fee (@robfee) March 8, 2014
It's sad how Wile E. Coyote is remembered for his violence, and not for his brilliantly realistic paintings of tunnels.
— Matt Roller (@rolldiggity) October 15, 2011
I like telling car salesmen "Listen, we both know I'm not here to buy a car" and trying to figure out what it is they think I'm there to do
— Jacy Catlin (@ieatanddrink) March 25, 2013
My friends asked me to go camping so I made of a list of the…
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