The point of being a wing-woman is making the other person look cool. In its best form, it is a selfless act of love. I would go so far as to call it a spiritual act. You are completely focused on the person you are with. You laugh enthusiastically at their jokes and tell cool stories in which they play the protagonist. You get them more alcohol before they run out. Basically, you act enamored of them, and then, following your example, everyone else will be. Your goal is to set an example.
To initiate a conversation, pretend you are having an argument over something with your friend and you need an objective opinion. Extra points if the argument is over something sexual, because that sets the tone.
In this role, you are not allowed to be weird. Why would anyone follow the social example of a weird person? You…
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