25 Couples On The Weird Things They Do Together When No One’s Looking

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1. “We’re both British, but for years we’ve talked with American accents when we’re alone. It’s very bizarre and I don’t really know how it started, but it’s now pretty much the only way we talk to each other. Weird habit.”

beetlejuice2. “We put on oversized sweatpants, pull them up to our shoulders, and proceed to chase each other around the house.”

beetlejuice3. “My boyfriend pretends to be paralyzed and makes me dress him. Apparently it’s training for when, not if, he becomes a quadriplegic.”

beetlejuice4. “She likes to hold my wang while I pee. It fascinates her.”

beetlejuice5. “If her tits are out, sometimes I’ll walk over and put my eye on her nipple and pretend it’s a monocle and talk like the Monopoly man.”

beetlejuice6. “We ad-lib interactions between two stereotypical Midwestern middle-aged single women, one of which whom is always named…

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The 80 Funniest Yik Yaks Of All Time

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7 Reasons We Need To Stop Leaving Relationships Early Because We’re Not Sure Someone Is “The One”

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The concept of ‘the one’ is not rooted in love, it is rooted in a desire, much like most of everything else we do, to be saved from ourselves. The idea that there is a perfect love that will induce the happiest life is a deflection and defense mechanism and it will keep us from ever actually finding it. Trying to determine whether or not someone is ‘the one’ – especially early on in a relationship – is the best way to assure nobody ever will be. Here, 7 reasons why.

1. The relationships we can’t get over are the ones we never really have in the first place.

People think that the love they can’t get past is the fated love they lost, but it’s really the love they feel, in some way, they never totally had. They didn’t try for, gave up on, decided they didn’t…

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18 Things That Happen When You Feel Older Than You Are

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The cliché is true: it’s not about the years you’ve had in life, but the life you’ve had in your years. There are an unfortunate number of people who have yet to differentiate physical, human age from the level at which someone has evolved emotionally, psychologically and otherwise. Older generations laugh off 20-somethings, yet some of the world’s most accomplished innovators, titans, philosophers and scientists made their first companies, breakthroughs, and discoveries while young. Indeed, there’s much to be missed if you overlook someone’s soul for how old their body is. This, and all the other things that happen when you feel older than you actually are…

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1. You’re weirdly offended when people say you look young. In your mind, it implies you won’t be taken as seriously, or that you don’t seem as mature or capable as you know yourself to be.

2. You find you…

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To The Man I End Up With: Damn, I Can’t Wait To Love You.

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Hey, you. I don’t know who you are, whether I’ve met you before or not, and yet, I love you more than anything in this entire world.

For not even having a face or memories to attach this to, I’m weirdly emotional and, somehow, so full of love for you. Whoever you are, wherever you are, you’re somewhere out there becoming the man that I’ve been waiting my whole life for. And eventually we’re going to meet. Maybe we have met.

I don’t need to know the answers to these questions to know that you are everything I’ve been dreaming of and more. I know you would fix my broken heart right now if you could. Then again, I know I need to feel this pain so that I can appreciate what you’re going to bring into my life that much more. I just want to…

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12 Women Describe Their First Up-Close Experience With A Penis

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1. “Everyone’s always sobbing over the fact that dudes who watch too much porn develop a warped outlook on sex and how women should behave in bed and whatnot. But no one’s worried about the expectations women have about penis size from watching dirty videos featuring 10-inch dicks—and they probably should be. The first time I reached into my ninth grade boyfriend’s pants to give him a handjob, I was shocked by what wasn’t there. I even looked down to check that he was actually erect. He was.”

— Becka, 25

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2. “My super bohemian parents have always insisted on walking around our house naked. So the first penis I was exposed to was my dad’s. Usually I’d see it when it was flaccid. But one day I walked into my parents’ bedroom when I was about five, and when my dad got up to go to the bathroom…

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5 Awesome Date Ideas That Don’t Involve ‘Dinner And A Movie’

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It’s pretty easy to fall into the same old routine for date ideas. A movie followed by dinner and some drinks sounds pretty nice, but that could be due to the familiarity of it. It’s also not very exciting. Since it’s safe to assume it’s something you have done countless times before, the same is most likely true for your date. So why not plan a date where both parties will get a workout?

So, here’s a list of 5 fantastic physical activity dates:

1. Jogging

It’s a casual affair. All you need to do is throw on some jogging gear and tennis shoes. There’s no need to try on a million outfits to ensure you look your best, in 15 minutes time both of you will be sweating and short of breath. But that won’t matter when the endorphins from the runners high are released…

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